Thursday, July 10, 2008

Soft good days...

Okay, here's something I hardly ever see posted / written about. Soft good days. Or "days" in general. Okay, ladies. Ya know how you have horny days and regular days and bloated days, etc? Well, guys have similar days in a way. That's right. Our penises have different days! Now, I know some of you know this,.. those that are lucky enough to find a guy who will talk openly with you about his own body. But there are a lot of women out there that just don't know this stuff. So I'm going to describe these "days" a bit.

The Cold Day - This is the day every man dreads. It might not even be cold outside, but for some reason our penises think its cold, and they shrivel and draw up into us so much that there's hardly a nub there sometimes. These days happen even to the best of us. Don't let a man tell you it doesn't happen to him. It does. The same goes for testicles. They act the same way when its cold. It is not a pretty sight. The same effect can be accomplished by getting out of a pool or a shower, especially into a cold room. Before trying to start anything sexually, please wait for us to warm up a bit. Our parts are shriveled and so are our egos when this happens.

The Sore Day - These are days when we're sore for some reason. Not our bodies, but our penises (from lots of sex) or our testicles (from yes, even a slight brush against something). And yes, it is true that we can even SIT the wrong way and hurt our own nuts - if a man's nuts hang down that far, that is. This usually won't happen on a cold day. Sore days are not good for sexual stimulation typically. Ask any man if he's ever buckled over in pain because he had a nut "twist." I guarantee you it was on a sore day. However, sometimes a little bit of pain can be a turn-on. If we say we're having a sore day, its best to ask first before starting a sexual encounter.

The Average Day - These are the days when we're an average temperature; not cold, not hot. Average days have the capability of going both ways, hot or cold, at a moment's circumstance. These are also good days for sexual stimulation, as we're just hangin' out so-to-speak, seeing what will happen. This is the most common state of phallic circumstance.

The Good Soft Day - These days are an awesome feeling. Sometimes, based largely upon our mood and the general state of being, we walk around with soft, yet thick or long days. What I mean is,.. if your man is typically long,... he'll be soft this day but longer than an average day. If your man is typically thicker,... he'll be soft this day but thicker than an average day. Sometimes, both. It feels great to have days like this! These are EXTREMELY good days for sexual encounters because its very easy to arouse us on these days and we're typically better lovers because of the starting condition of our parts, not to mention our moods because of it. This effect can sometimes be simulated by taking a hot, steamy shower.

The Random Hard Day - Some men have these, and from what I understand, some do not. Every now and then we'll walk around hard, off and on, all day long. Some guys will just get a boner once randomly on any given day (usually the good soft days or an average day), and some will get them on and off all day long. There is NO rhyme or reason to this. So ladies, please do not speculate that we saw some hot woman and it caused the growth. It just happens every now and then and we don't know why. I'm not saying we don't get hard SOMEtimes when we see a hot woman or think about one,.. but honestly,.. this does happen randomly as well and we just can't control it. These obviously are VERY good days for sexual encounters due to the nature of the day.

Well, I think that pretty much sums up our "days." I hope it helps you understand that we men also have different days. I'm not saying they're anywhere near the same as yours, but we do have uncontrollable changes to our bodies. Below, for my HNT, I've posted a photo of one of my "Good Soft" days. It felt great to walk around soft, and yet feeling thicker. Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday, everyone!!! :)