Guess Who?

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

The man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."

(Think this is appropriate, especially adjacent to my last post? hehe)

All about love

Recently a friend told me that this blog has turned from a hot, steamy, collection of erotica to a blog about how much I love one particular woman. I can't deny it and I don't want to. In fact, I want to do the complete opposite. I want to shout from the rooftops how much I love this woman. She is my everything. I love her completely, with all my mind, body, and soul.

But YOU know I can't do that, don't you? you know this woman I speak of is married, and you know I am too. Obviously to the wrong people. So for now we must remain secretive. I do long for the days though of when I can have all the days and nights with her. I want to kiss her in public, cuddle with her while watching television, hold her hand as we walk, and place my hand in the small of her back as we stand side by side. I want to express to her in a million little ways everyday how much I love her.

So, I suppose this site has changed in nature. But ya know what? Its my site. I'll do with it what I wish. Don't get me wrong though - we still have AMAZING, erotic, steamy sex - the best I've EVER had in my entire life! And I'm not afraid to talk about it. I'll continue to do so. I'll also post about my love for her though,.. especially since I can't exactly proclaim it publicly ... yet. Despite the secrecy though, she's definitely my Valentine.

I love you, Lustdemoness!

Just...

Just stopping in to say hello to all of the blogiverse. How's it goin'? I've been really, really, really busy lately. Despite that though, I've been doing pretty well. I have a positive outlook, am remaining optimistic, and am finally getting somewhat motivated to plow through the work piled on my desk. I've also started exercising again. Perhaps that has something to do with my energy level. ;)

I hope all is well with you and I wish you the best!
See you soon...
LD

Sex Therapy - Florida Style

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!