TMI Tuesday

Sorry for the lack of posts last week. I was pretty sick and didn't get out of bed much. I know, I know, not getting out of bed doesn't sound like a stretch for me, but trust me it wasn't as fun as my normal "bed time."

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
It was between Ms. Pac-Man and Heather Locklear probably.

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?

If you want to count a non-muppet, Grover, by far. He's THE coolest and he has a super alter-ego. That rocks. If you want to stick to the stringent definition of a muppet, then Kermit the Frog because he's cool too. Plus I can do an impression of him.

3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]

I don't know any female politicians I'd screw. But I'm sure most politicians are screwing ME and just not calling me in the morning.

4. How did you first find the g-spot?

Good instincts I guess. Yay!

5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?

Hmm.. tough one. Its between Flashlight Man and a really awesome werewolf costume I wore once.

Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?

Good question.

In some ways it liberates. For those making it, for those that need to watch it for sexual pleasure & enhancement & motivation it can be very liberating and helpful. In a way it also deteriorates society in that the depictions typically found in pornography often depict women as being violated, fooled, or powerless. Studies have shown that men who watch large amounts of pornography view women more as objects to be used, and they're more violent toward women. Thusly, pornography has both good and bad effects in society.

HNT - Good Days at Work

So far this week it hasn't been that great at work. Lots of work and no play makes for one horny, tired-of-work, man. I've had visitors, but of course none of them helped me with my situation, they only gave me more work. My favorite office visitor hasn't been able to pay me visits as of late. But when she does, I'm hoping it will be a good day. What defines a good day at work for me, you might ask? Here's my response in the form of a HNT post.

HNT - New addition

Nothing like relaxing........ in front of your new 50" plasma television. Someone bring me a beer, please?

Love, that budding flower

Love, that beacon

that guiding light we all desire

where does it begin and why is it there

or does it matter not

for in our hearts are we not one

one with all that is good and pure and truthful

or are we evil

or are we a mix

Love is the pure and the true and the beautiful

while other things inside us and out are the evil

but without darkness there is no light

nor do we appreciate it as much

LOVE possesses though

embraces, warms, and delights the soul

LOVE is what we desire and

what moves us to be

Love is what I have for her

For her I would brave the falls

climb the everest of my mind

and tear down that wall

That wall that was built a brick at a time

just as Waters sang to us

but because of her

because of my desire

because of this feeling I get

when I'm around her

I'll tear that wall down

with so much force

it will shake the earth

I'll destroy it

I'll clean up its pieces

and wipe them away

and replace it with natural beauty

as an homage to her

and what she does to my heart

I will plant a field of tulips

for my love.